He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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