she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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