So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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