would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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