So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
