Jerry, you need to find god
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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