i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
