your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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