So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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