oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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