whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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