is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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