I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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