what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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