talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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