Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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