She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Naked Twister starts at high noon
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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