I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize