no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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