how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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