Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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