I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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