how can u be prego again
i just wanna soil my oats bro
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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