I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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