you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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