so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
