unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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