That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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