Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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