can we get nightvision for the apartment?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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