Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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