So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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