just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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