Dual....:-)
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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