marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You just made me feel so damn special
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize