How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
