Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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