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Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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