question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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