i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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