I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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