you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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