Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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