I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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