GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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