I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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