He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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