I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just tell him i said nine months
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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