i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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