Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We are two peas in an std pod
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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