No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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