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(318): View more from Louisiana

All of his creepy stalker friends want you too

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(813): View more from Florida

i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it

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(530): View more from California

You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?

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(541): View more from Oregon

I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore

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(815): View more from Illinois

I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!

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(513): View more from Ohio

I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more

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(905): View more from Ontario

She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.

(1-905): View more from Ontario

So thats where i built my buckingham palace

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