It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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