One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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