Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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