No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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