no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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