I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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