Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize